How Cola Consumes Salman Khan

After every glass of water these days, my five year old takes a deep breath and in a wispy voice, imitates Salman Khan from the Pepsi commercial and says, “What a refreshing.” There’s so much umami in her impression, that I wonder what she sees when she looks at Salman Khan. Is it drastically different from what I saw when I was her age? Or maybe, it isn’t.